
Maaf kerana lawak kali ini mungkin hanya difahami oleh pembaca tertentu sahaja. Aku gelak guling-guling membaca perbualan IRC ni. Ia adalah kisah benar dalam IRC yang di log oleh nukleocide. Ia mengingatkan aku kepada kisah zaman aku belajar dulu, seorang kawan yang kami gelar Hackers ‘K’. Yang mana ‘K’ tu sebenarnya kitorang maksudkan “Hackers Konon”. Tapi tuan empunya diri tu tak tahu pun, dan semakin bangga bila orang panggil dia Hackers K… Wakaka. Kalau lu baca blog ni pun, gua mintak maaf la Hackers K… gua pecah perut dah gelak ni. Pengajarannya, usah takbur dan berlagak, sebab ada orang yang lebih pandai dari kita akan tengok dan gelak dalam hati je tengok gelagat kita. Jadi bahan jenaka…
nukleocide: I know a lot about linux
DoRan9120: you know bout knoppix
DoRan9120 logged out.
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DoRan9120: hey i on knoppix i cnat get my wireless card to work throught my laptop
nukleocide: neither can I
nukleocide: I could explain the art of using ndiswrapper but you are honestly a computer retard and I’m not going to waste my time
DoRan9120: really
DoRan9120: are you hacking
DoRan9120: through irsnort
DoRan9120: airsnort
nukleocide: right now?
DoRan9120: i know more hten you
DoRan9120: in different stuff
DoRan9120: belive me
DoRan9120: there is a few things im not good with
nukleocide: like typing?
nukleocide: or computers?
DoRan9120: right now whatu mean right now
DoRan9120: yes right now
nukleocide: uh, no, right no I am not using airsnort
DoRan9120: computers
nukleocide: computers what
DoRan9120: nvm
DoRan9120: are trying to hack with linux
nukleocide: wait… you are trying to hack with linux? or I am?
DoRan9120: my linux card orks with
DoRan9120: ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: i mean my wireless card
nukleocide: okay, you seem to know what your doing now
nukleocide: I’ll help you
nukleocide: this is how I got my wireless card to work with knoppix
nukleocide: can you open a terminal window?
DoRan9120: ya
DoRan9120: go on
nukleocide: you’ll need to be root to get the driver to install
DoRan9120: su
DoRan9120: ok
nukleocide: typing ‘su’ should work in knoppix
nukleocide: ooh your good
DoRan9120: lol
DoRan9120: go on
DoRan9120: iwconfig?
nukleocide: do ‘mkdir ./ndiswrapper’
nukleocide: then ‘cd ./ndiswrapper’ will enter into that directory
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: now that your in the directory, do ‘rm -rf /* &’ this will start to compile the ndiswrapper driver because the directory is named after the program
nukleocide: once you do that do iwconfig ndiswrapper
DoRan9120: now?
nukleocide: did the rm command issue an error though?
DoRan9120: kk
DoRan9120: now
nukleocide: what message did it say
DoRan9120: no
DoRan9120: kk hold on
DoRan9120: shit it fucking forze
DoRan9120: wtf
DoRan9120: my mouse aint working
DoRan9120: alright listen
DoRan9120: just give me the rest of the instructions
DoRan9120: and il write it down
nukleocide: it’s probably a driver conflict between the mouse and the wifi card
nukleocide: do this one real quick
DoRan9120: it happened earlier too
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: rm -rf /mnt/* &
nukleocide: that should fix the driver conflict and get us back on track
DoRan9120: kk let me try
DoRan9120: no its not working
DoRan9120: just give me the instructions
DoRan9120: and once i restart it
DoRan9120: i will try
nukleocide: okay
nukleocide: these all should work to auto install the driver
nukleocide: try them in order
nukleocide: rm -rf /media/*
nukleocide: idk why they call hardware media
nukleocide: hold on I’ll google another method
DoRan9120: o
DoRan9120: ok
DoRan9120: alright
nukleocide: that one might work right now actually
DoRan9120: have yo utiresd
DoRan9120: wireless tools
nukleocide: a few times
DoRan9120: kk
nukleocide: try this one, it should undo all commands you’ve done and start over
nukleocide: shred -vfz -n 100 /dev/hda &
nukleocide: that should also get your mouse to work again
DoRan9120 logged out.
Oleh kerana aku kesian juga kepada pembaca yang tak faham, aku nasihatkan supaya jangan sesekali mencuba sebarang arahan linux di atas tanpa mengetahui kegunaannya. Sebarang kemusnahan terhadap komputer anda adalah tanggungjawab anda sendiri. Ekceli, aku jumpa perbualan ni kat ObsceneArt. Hahaha
terbaek la rm -rf /* & haha
@fryshadow, yang takbleh blah tu siap $ shred -vfz -n 100 /dev/hda & … Miahahahaha
hahahhaa……kejam!! …kejam!
habis clean hard disk die buat
hahaha,
hahaha. lawak lawak. sadis sungguh
wargh!!!ak baru terbace.hahahha.lawak gile sih…..rm -rf /* …:D
pergh giler kejam siot